Friday the 13th (baum baum)

Hello there Mr thirteenth day of the month.

I wasn't expecting you to sneak in like you did. Please wipe your shoes on the mat that says bark shaped like a bone.

I will not say welcome because you have already decided to play havoc with my life. You chose to be a cool day therefore the potential beach trip I had been entertaining in the back of my mind for today is a bust. I cannot take my 3 and 6 year old to the beach to play in 50 degree weather. My vacation is almost over and you ruined my end game plan. As if that wasn't enough on this day I discover a very bad thing. A potential to cost me $123.00 problem. You see this does not make me happy one bit. That college textbook is a rental and needs to either be returned in good shape or the balance of $123.00 must be paid. YEAH! I was really looking forward to throwing my money away so I appreciate that. (Side note: anyone know how to get animal pee smell out of a book?)

Now that we got this unpleasantness out of the way can we please just get along? I really don't want to be adding to this blog post all day long.